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Total Recall: Funny Moment #1

Well I'm going to put up some total recall moments. What is it you ask? It's just memories I recall. It could be anything from Funny, stupid, angry moments, etc... I know, I know, on with it already.

I recall this one day I went to Eric Oster's house with John Yu to go swimming. We were pretty young so anything amused us. Well we were playing scuba divers so we sat on the edge of the connected Jacuzzi next to the pool. We then dove in the pool backwards. Yea, not thrilling, but I reiterate, you can have fun doing anything when you're a kid. Well John got out of the pool and said, "I got a bloody nose." Haha, well I don't know how he did, but he did. Well no biggie, but Eric sees it and says, "Oh shit! Get out of the pool! Hurry!" If someone says that with conviction, then you're going to get out of the pool. Eric then rushes John to the bathroom and gets him some toilet paper. I ask Eric, "Why'd you want us to get out of the pool so fast? He only had a bloody nose." Eric then says, "Dude, he put blood in the pool, we can get A.I.D.S." John and I both look at each other, and we're thinking " What??" Eric continues, "Yea, don't you know that? You can get A.I.D.S. if you're swimming in a pool with blood in it. My dad told me." We argued that you couldn't but there was no convincing him. hahah. Well we didn't swim for the next hour until his dad came back home. Eric then goes up to his dad and asks, "Dad, you can get A.I.D.S. if you swim in a pool that has some blood in it right?" Eric's dad just says, "What are you talking about Eric, you idiot. You can't get A.I.D.S. from swimming in a pool if he put blood in it. Unless maybe he had A.I.D.S." Eric's like "Oh." hahaha. We just laughed at Eric. This concludes Total Recall: Funny Moments #1

posted by Paul @ 7:43 PM