NFL, I bet you ....
Oh man, I love it today. After being flat broke this weekend because of drinking and drinking and stupid strip clubs I were forced to go to. Not that I'm mad though haha, I just wish I drove so that I didn't have to go. Yes sir, I'm not a fan of strip clubs. I think those girls just wanna take your money and nothing else, but continuing with my story. I won 3 of my tickets today, baby! 1st ticket: Pittsburgh, Indianapolis, San Diego, and Philadelphia. Pittsburgh tied, but good thing I didn't bet at Green Valley Ranch, ties lose there. Ties meaning you tied the spread. In this case, Pittsburgh -5, and they won 19-14. They won by only 5. Ties the spread. 2nd Ticket: Pittsburgh, Indianapolis and Denver. Pittsburgh tied. 3rd ticket: Philly, San Diego, and Green Bay. Green Bay tied. Hey tying is better than losing. Yeah, I wish I could've won more money, but it's ok. It paid for my weekend. Oh and I was so close to winning my 8 team ticket. The Cardinals didn't add on to their +2.5 spread. They actually got killed 35-10. C'mon, beat the Carolina Panthers. It's all gravy though. A win's a win. This makes football so exciting. Too bad I didn't play poker today. I had a good feeling even though I haven't got to play as often as I wanted to.
So what do you guys think about the Ron Artest suspension of 73 games? Personally, I think it's a bit much. Yeah, he shouldn't have gone into the stands and fought, but someone threw a cup of beer at his face. I know it didn't hurt since it was in that plastic beer cups, but shit, I wouldn't want that done to me. I'd go ballistic. Well with Stephen Jackson gone for 30 games, and Jermaine O' Neal gone with 25. The Pacers aren't going to be much competition for most of the season. They have a few injured players too. They can't last long like that. Damn, I did good on my PT's parlay too. 13 out of 15 so far. New England needs to win tomorrow.
Any comments, you know where to put them. Oh, and any good movies out? Last one I saw were the incredibles, and it was incredible. haha sorry, bad joke. How bout another one then? This is for all the Korean-Americans out there. Thanksgiving joke, but I modified it a little bit.
Paul's Thanksgiving Joke, stolen from another joke but modified:
A Korean-american man goes to the forest for a walk. While on a walk, he sees a turkey. The turkey comes walks up to the Korean, and surprisingly enough, the turkey can talk. "Will you be my friend," say the turkey to the Korean man, "It gets awfully lonely out here by myself." The Korean man, still shocked by the talking turkey says, "ummm... sure I guess." Time goes by, and the turkey and the Korean-american man become the bestest of friends. They laugh together, cry together, play video games together, and even make a band together called Wing Chung. However, they haven't been working, and are pretty much broke.
Thanksgiving comes by, and the man is only left with a few dollars to eat. Now he really loves the traditional American Thanksgiving dinner. However without enough money, he'll probably be forced to get a 20 pc of Chicken McNuggets with Cranberry sauce dip haha, OR.... he could kill his best friend, Turkey. Well it took about 2 minutes, and borrows a gun from his friend. The Korean-American man goes out and finds his friend Turkey, and explains to him that he must kill him for a great Thanksgiving dinner. The turkey looks scared for a second but then laughs. The turkey says, "Gobble Gobble Gobble jjum-mah!" They both laugh til tears come out of their eyes. Then the Korean man shoots turkey and enjoys a great Thanksgiving dinner.
haha well that's it. later
posted by Paul @ 8:59 PM
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