The game of Poker Part I
Everyone knows that I love playing some Texas Hold 'Em. I'm not a professional or anything, but I have won my share of pots. Now reading people isn't just about noticing movements and reckognizing facial expressions, but it's about reading a person's bet too. Trying to reckognize the style of play from someone should become 2nd nature if you want to get better at Poker. Here's a few types of betters. I'll describe them in my own Presidential Poker Styles
We have:
The Richard Nixon (Bluffer) - Plays the cards he has as if he always has something good which is the correct way to bluff, however, the player bluffs a little too often. When a little pressure is put on this player, he tends to bluff more and continue on, maybe even to the end. If he bluffs to the end, usually he's in a position where he doesn't have to show his cards "I am not a crook", but you just know he is.
The George Washington - "I cannot lie" says George Washington, in the imaginary story of him chopping down a cherry tree. The same goes to these type of players. They cannot bluff. They tend to only look for good hands. Whenever they do bet, everyone else folds unless of course, another person has a very good hand. Then from there we'll see a showdown. These are the easiest people to read.
The George W. Bush - The confused player. He doesn't really know what he's doing, so then how are we supposed to know what he's doing? Can be very dangerous to a couple players from the group, but the overall outcome, he'll probably lose.
The Bill Clinton - This player plays a really good game. He plays fairly well in the aspect of betting, playing the right cards, and not giving off a tell in his facial expressions. He can also bluff pretty well too. However, this player can rouse up some suspicion at some rare moments. If this person gets caught bluffing on those rare occasions, he might of gotten himself into a lot of trouble. He can however make a comeback.
The Thomas Jefferson - This guy plays it by the book. You won't see much change in his style. He'll play it this way to the end. Conservative.
The Andrew Johnson - This guy makes an attempt to play, but man oh man, he's going to take a hard fall. This type of player is what we call "Dead Money." They kind of have the sense to play and tries to do the right thing, but a more aggressive player can just take this guy down. You could feel sorry for this player, but it's actually the type of player you want to play with. He's pretty much ensuring that he's giving his money to whoever wins.
There's a few more, and I'll edit these with a couple more. I just don't have time to write them. Keep them in mind though. End of Part I
Thw Weekend's over
Yep, it's Sunday. So officially the weekend isn't over, but it is for me. Man, I got a test on Tuesday, and I have a paper to write. This weekend, I barely got any studying done. It's always a trade off in my situation, get a lot of studying done, or have a lot of fun. Where's the median? Well yesterday, I could've studied, but I had a pretty bad hangover from Friday night at Pure. Man... I'm not going to drink like that in a long time. I get home by like 5:30, and I wake up at like 7 to try to throw up a little, but I can't. It's pretty hard to throw up unless I go really extreme. Well I wake up by 10 feeling the hangover still. I try to study a bit, but there wasn't any chance of success. Then I go to work until 9. I'm just like really tired after that, but what do I do? I end up playing poker at David Cho's house haha. I feel like I wanna pass out at his house. It was kind of hard to concentrate. However, I end up winning the biggest pot we had in our poker game. $95 hehe Yay! No 2nd place either since I ended up taking both David Kwon and Andrew Yim out. Wow, I guess it was worth it to play. It's pretty surprising how rusty you can get when you don't play poker for a while. The last couple times of getting 3rd was pretty wack haha. It's the few mental mistakes, and few wrong bets that made me lose. So I'm happy with my play. hehe my records: Longest winning streak of 4 which still stands, and biggest pot.... so far, but eventually I think it'll be bigger so this record won't last. One aspect of my game... I got to know when I shouldn't rebuy. It's more control to not gamble more than anything else. Well time to study, I had too much fun over the weekend haha.
The Mid-weekend
Well so far, I didn't get any studying done. Yesterday, I went to enter a poker tournament at Sunset Station. It was at 11a.m. There were about 50 people there. I got 5th place and $120 haha. It took about 3 hours. I didn't even see who won, but I didn't realy care since I didn't know them. I went with David Kwon. David Cho was supposed to go, but he flaked on us giving us some bad excuse. Kwon finished in 11th. Damn, he was almost at the final table. 3 hours of play, not too bad, but I was ready to get out of there. We woke up early to eat and stuff.
We went clubbing at Pure last night. We went to go drink at Ellis Island first. Guess where all my poker winnings went. Yup, buying drinks up the wazoo for everyone. It's cool though. I got a few drinks from a lot of people too. We had a big group with us. Eli, Naomi, Clark, Chris, Moah, David C. David K, Phil, Billy, Suzi, Nora, and the most unexpected girls, Gloria and Eunji. I was like eww. Well I danced with like Nora, Suzi and Naomi in the beginning for a lil, but I can't be doing that the whole night. We went to go look for some other girls. Mission - kind of successful. I'd write more, but I have a small hangover. I can't really concentrate haha. I might re-edit this later so I'll keep you guys updated
Weekend's over
Yep. It's Tuesday Night. Long Weekend. Sunday I didn't really do jack. I just went to a bar for a little. I didn't even drink haha. Oh wait, I did drink 1 beer only because David Cho had to go home, and he gave me his Hefenweizer beer ahha. I was just playing some shuffleboard with Clark, Tony, Eli, Nora, Moah, David and David. We played for drinks. David K and I paired up to play against David n Moah. Haha they felt cocky cuz they play shuffleboard all the time, but we kind of kicked their ass. Then David, David, Moah, and I teamed up to play against Tony, Eli, Nora, and Clark. We beat them bad, but Clark didn't play too much since he wasn't feeling well. Hey, he could've been there x-factor if they played, but who knows haha. Monday, I just stayed home I think.
Today, no biggie. My teacher's deciding whether to move down the Test to next Tuesday, instead of Next Thursday after this one. Sucks ass! By the sound of him, it sounds like we're probably going to have the test Tuesday. Oh wells. Project due on the following week after the Test. Damn! I didn't start, but it's not too hard. I guess I'm not going out this weekend or next. I also got a weird call today. I'm studying right now, and I get a private call on my cell. I kind of thought it was David Cho since he does that sometimes, but it's just some strange girl. Strange girl?! haha. I'll try to recall to the best of my memory, but it only happened like 15 min ago haha
Me: Hello?
Grace: Hello?
Me: Yes?
Grace: Hi, is Paul there?
Me: Yes, speaking.
Grace: Oh, hi, Paul can I ask you a question?
Me: umm ok?
Grace: Do you recall a person named Grace?
Me: (thinking, man.. I hope this isn't bad news) ummm I'm not sure
Grace: No..? Grace, a asian girl? I'm sorry, I'm not interrupting you with anything am I?
Me: Well, I'm actually studying, but if this is important don't worry about it.
Grace: uhh Wat?
Me: Ummm who is this anyways?
Grace: This is Grace. Well I was trying to clear out a few numbers, and I ran into yours in my phonebook. Can you tell me what you look like?
Me: Uhh... haha well I'm 5'11", wear glasses, and I'm asian ahha.
Grace: haha well can you tell me your nationality?
Me: I'm Korean, does that help?
Grace: Hmmm I'm not sure, well I'm sorry. I didn't mean to bother you while I'm studying. I don't even live in Vegas anymore. I just wanted to find out which Paul this was exactly.
Me: Oh uhh haha that's ok.
Grace: Well, bye.
*I hang up*
Well... I was curious, but not that curious. I mean, this could've been a crazy girl, and I gave away too much information. Haha, well I don't really think that, but ya know, I'm not gonna waste time trying to figure out who this person is. It could've just been some girl at the clubs I went to that I gave my Phone Number to when I was hella drunk haha. Yea, I don't ask for girls numbers, but I sure would like to haha. Too chicken, they probably wouldn't give it anyways haha. Oh wells. Time to go back to studying.
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The weekend update
The weekend's just whatever so far. I forgot what I did Thursday. I tried to do a little homework. Friday, all I did was study and homework. Oh yea. Thursday I played some poker at night. I got 3rd. I'm a bit rusty. David Cho won. Today, I did a little reading in the morning, but not much since I had to work. Chris, Susan B., Phil, David C and David K., Charlie, Moah, and I watched Constantine. The movie dragged on a little bit. It was just whatever haha. Sorry, it's not a good movie review, but I'm a little tired. We played poker after that. I got 3rd again haha. Damn. I've been getting rivered a lot lately, but oh wells. Surprisingly, everyone played pretty well today with the exception of Moah and Andrew. I think the problem is with our play is that our buy in is too little. Five dollars doesn't scare anyone. I'm proposing we have a buy in of $15 or $10 buy in with $15 rebuy. It'll make you think twice before you rebuy. Well we'll see. I was talking to Charlie online about some marvel character named Longshot who has the power of luck. We were talking about stupid superheroes and a name popped up which brings me to my segment.....
Total Recall #2
Captain Planet.
Our world is in peril, Gaia, the spirit of the earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plaguing our planet, she sends five magic rings to five special young people:
Kwame: From Africa, with the power of Earth..
From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire
From the Soviet Union, Linka, with the Power of the Wind
From Asia, Gi, with the power of the Water
And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart
When the five powers combine, they summon earth's greatest champion, CAPTAIN PLANET!
GO PLANET!!!!
Now this show is funny if you look at it again. Now of course, we're talking about our planet so we need diversity. We have some black guy from Africa, a asian girl, a russian girl, a white guy, and a mexican. Haha well not really mexican, but South American. haha. Now for some reason everyone knows how to speak English even though they're from different countries. Now they summon Capt. Planet, and I guess he's really strong. He can lift boulders and crash through things and shoot you with blasts from his hands. However, if I throw a booger at him or a spoonful of sludge, he'd start passing out. Man, I wish I was a badguy on that show. I'd kill him so easily. What is up with Ma-ti. The power of Heart? What kind of shit is that. That's a lame power. He would talk to animals and people inside their heads. He'd always be in trouble. He would try to reason with some ferocious animal like a bear or lion, but what do you know, it doesn't work and he's about to be eaten. I wonder if the badguys can get any more lame too. Sludge? I forgot the rest. Whatever, they were lame bad guys. They would litter or something and then they would have to be stopped. Oh wells. This is the end of Total Recall #2, signing off, letting you guys know ........ THE POWER IS YOURS!
pick up lines
haha my friend Mike showed me these.
101 Stupendous Pick Up Lines
1. Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
2. Is your daddy a theif? Then who stole the sparkle of the stars and put them into your eyes?
3. Will you go out with me?.......... to McDonald's? +
4. Can I flirt with you?
5. Blonde, James Blonde... Jr. =
6. I looked up the word BEAUTIFUL in the thesaurus taday, and your name was included.
7. I've had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So...
would you please smile for me?
8. Hey, somebody farted. Lets get out of here!
9. You've got the whitest teeth I have ever seen!
10. Excuse me, but what pick up line works best for you?
11. Hi, what's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?
12. Hi, can I buy you a car?
13. Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I please borrow yours?
14. Do you have a boyfriend?
No?! Well do you want one?
Oh, you do? Well, when you want a MANfriend, come talk to me!
15. Can I have directions?... to your heart?
16. For a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me.
17. Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
18. Hey, don't I know you? Yah, you're that girl with the beautiful smile!
19. You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
20. Hi, you're cute!
21. Hi, are you legal? No, your to hot to be legal.
22. I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
23. You know, girls like you give guys like me a reason to live.
24. Even the word Chicka-mama doesn't describe you! -
25. Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
26. Nice socks, can I try them on? +
27. Can I carry your books?
28. Your father must be a drug dealer, cuz you dope!
29. Your father must be an alien, because there's nothing else like you on earth!
30. Your dad must be an awsome baker, because you have rad buns!
31. You know, if I could rearange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
32. Out of curiosity, were you born on a plane? cuz baby, you're FLY!
33. Hey, what are the chances of a guy like me, picking up a girl like you? +
34. Hi, do you dig guys who use cheesy pick up lines? +
35. Hi, will you reject me if I try and pick you up? +
36. I advise you to surrender imediately or I'll have to use a pick up line. -
37. If I had hand-cuffs, I'd lock myself to you right now! -
38. It's a good thing I brought my gloves today, other wise you'd be too hot to handle! -
39. Yesterday, I found this magic lamp and I asked the genie to let you to fall in love with me... did it work? -
40. Is your name Gellete? cuz your the best a man can get.
41. So I heard you got the hots for me!
42. Hey, I know you, yah, you're that girl in the supermarket looking for the jamacan banana! +
43. That's amazing! You're eyes are the exact same color as my porche!
44. Are you tired? cuz you've been running around in my mind all day!
45. I know milk does a body bood, but how much have you been drinking?!!!!!
46. Are those space pants? cuz your legs are out of this world!
47. It's a good thing I have my library card, because I'm checkin' you out!
48. Hey good lookin', what's cookin'?
49. See these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! +
50. Reproducing, eh? Mind if I help? (ya kinda need to be at a copy maching for this one)
51. Do you mind if I stare at you up close, instead of from across the room?
52. Hey baby, got any cavities?
53. If I asked you...... would you marry me? +
54. I got a word for you in my secret language, it's Chicka-mama! -
55. I'll see you later, I have to pick up my new porche.
56. Are you a model? =
57. Do you want to come over? My mom wants to be the first one to meet the girl of my dreams! +
58. I'm a stud, not a dud! =
59. Hey, I'm writing a love letter to you, how exactly do you spell BEAUTIFUL? +
60. My heart combination is LOVE! =
61. Wanna get married in the temple? (you sort of have to be Mormons to use this one)
62. My pits say, you smell good! =
63. If it startd to rain, would you come under my unbrella? +
64. Hey, is it hot in here, or it that just you?
65. Am I hot or what?
66. You are beautiful in every language! +
67. If beauty were measured in seconds, you'd be an hour!
68. I thought I'd come over and say hello before you caught me staring.
69. Was it love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
70. So are you ever going to talk to me, or were you just going to continue to stare?
71. You have the academic look I just lust after.
72. You're cute! Mind if I use you so I can impress my friends?
73. Can I buy you a soda, or do you just want the money?
74. I've got a thirst baby, and you smell like my Gatoraid!
75. Nice boots, want a meaningful relationship?
76. What? Do you want one of us to come over there and bite you are something?
77. Hey, I'm bored. Entertain me and I'll buy you a root beer.
78. You look like the type of girl that has heard every line in the book, so what's one more?
79. Hi, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you.
80. Hi, all my friend call me sheldon. +
81. Hey, I'm in a rock band! +
82. Hey honey, I got money!
83. Are you Sweadish? cuz you're the sweetish girl I've met!
- or - cuz you're the sweetish fish in the sea!
84. Excuse me, but you owe me a soda! cuz when i saw how beautiful you were, I dropped mine.
85. How are you? ["Fine"] Darn right you are.
86. My name is Peter Pan, cuz I can take you to Never Never Land.
87. I'm gonna follow you home.
88. You are a cruel thief, cuz you stole my heart!
89. If I followed you home, would you keep me?
90. Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes.
91. Are you O.K.? because it's a long fall from heaven.
92. I'm sorry, I'm an artist and it's my job to stare at beautiful women!
93. Hey, I'm a professional wrestler, can I get ya in a headlock? Don't worry, I get paid to do this! +
94. I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk.
95. What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
96. You must be from Tennassee! Because you are the only TEN I see!
97. Yo baby, gimme yo digits! +
98. You know what I think? I think that it is about time you stop ignoring me. Let's say we engage in a meaningless conversation... +
99. Hey, can you do me a HUGE favour!? Ask me on a date in front of my friend over there? +
100. Do you alway wear your shoes over your socks?
101. See my friend over there? (he waves sheepishly from afar) Well, he wants to know if you think I'm cute!
Sheldon + Adam = Aaron ^ Jon - mark&steve %
Also a hearty thanx to the internet!
32 lines to get sugar
1. I bet you a dollar I can kiss you without touching you. (kiss) Here's your dollar.
2. Hey, what would you do if I kissed you right now?!!
3. Hey, normaly I charge girls when they kiss me, but for you I'll make an exeption. -
4. Kiss me if I'm wrong but haven't we met before?
5. Wanna get some pizza and KISS?... No!? you don't like pizza?!!
6. So hey, I hear you're a great kisser. +
7. Do you like peanut butter? Do you want to kiss?
8. Do you want to play spin the bottle? Come on! +
9. Did you know that kissing prolongs life? +
10. Doesn't this musick make you want to kiss? +
11. My friend bet me ten bucks you wouldn't kiss me, so lets say I give you half and you do.
12. Do you want to dance? No?! Then I guess kissing is out of the question, eh?
13. If I were elvis, would you kiss me?
14. Here's the deal, give me a kiss and if I don't like it, I swear I'll give you a full refund. +
15. If you kiss me, I promise to stop bugging you.
16. Hey baby, how about some kissing lessons? I'm a professional amateur! ^+
17. Yo mama, how about some lip wrestling? ^
18. Is it cold in here, or are you just afraid to kiss me? +
19. If I was the last man on Earth, I bet you would kiss me in public!
20. Hey, you wanna know what I heard about you? Kiss me and I'll tell you.
21. Hey, my lips can dance just as good as me! let's kiss! +
22. i'm usually better looking! give me a kiss and i'll turn into a prince!
23. hugs are for wusses, give me a kiss! +
24. i'll give you 10 bucks if you kiss me right now in front of my friend over there! +
25. Do you believe in obeying the scriptures? read this... (2 corinthians 13:12) +
26. hey girls, each of you pick a number between 1 & 100. you win! (kiss the girl who's the hottest and run) +%
27. Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to kiss me?!?! I thought you knew???
28. Kiss me if I am wrong, but you want to go out with me, don't you...
29. Kiss me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name... ?
30. Hi, I'm not trying to pressure you, I don't want to kiss without mutual consent; but by the way, you have my consent, don¡¦t worry!
31. My lips are registered weapons. Watch out, cuz your on my wanted list!
32. I am a magical being, I command you to kiss me. NOW! (stretch your arms out and wiggle your fingers)
Tricky Ricky's Greatest Hits
The Y Hug!!!
The Nevada Showgirl Shimmy (aka the oklahoma hello)
Made In Heaven
"Here, I've got something for you!" (#57„²)
The Beautiful Flower (#„²22)
the candy necklace
Sweetish Fish (#83„°)
The signal (#42„²)
hug and run
kiss and run (if your really daring) - in groups or just you alone
The Sadler Sweep (#54„²)
the BEEP (#103„²)
Even More Pick Up Lines
1) Hello, you caught my attention but I'm in the middle of a conversation with an old friend of mine. Let me buy you a soda now, and I'll be back in a few minutes because I'd really like to meet you!
2) Hey baby, wanna wrestle? +
3) I'm not Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you like!
4) I'd walk a million miles to see one of your smiles.
5) Hey, if i wistled at you, would you stop and talk to me??? +
6) You can't be sisters! That's not fair to the rest of the family trees to have 2 peices of fruit as beautiful as you. +
7) Hey, how old do you think i am? +
8) Hey, can i write a song about you? I will call it, "to the love of my life... you are so beautiful!" +
9) Hey, can i butt into your personal life? +
10) Do you think i have a chance with you? +
11) Hey, what's your name? Wow! Did you know what the ancient greek translation for your name is? Your name means... "Godess of Beauty!" +
12) Did you want to go out with me, or do you just get a kick out of playing hard to get? +
13) Hey, my email address is: "sheldon@studly_and_available.com". +
14) Hey, can i buy you some flowers? +
15) Hey babalicious, are you chewable... i mean available? +
16) Are your hands cold? +
17) Wanna see my socks? +
18) Do you have even the slightest idea of how beautiful you are? +
19) Do you always have to look this good?! You are driving me bananas! +
20) I bit the last girl who turned "me" down! +
21) Why are you ignoring me? You haven't said a word to me all day! +
22) (Give them a flower) ¡§I just wanted to show this flower how beautiful you are!¡¨
23) Hey, my dentist says i have perfect theeth! (you need milk duds caught in your teeth for this one to work!) +
24) Who are you waiting for? ... are you sure you aren't waiting for me??? +
25) It's girls like you that make days like this, all the more beautiful! +
26) So uh, ... what um... are you, uh... doing on uhm... you know ... like on Saturday night?
27) Would you like to help me with my self esteem?
28) I am looking for someone with a good head on their shoulders. I just hate necks.
29) Excuse me, but ... would you like to see my collection of curly nose hairs?
30) Are you religious? Good, because I'm the answer to your prayers.
31) Are those space pants??? Because your buns are out of this world!
32) Do you want to dance? No? NO! i said you look fat in those pants!
33) Achoo! Sorry, i must be alergic to your good looks!
34) If beauty were a drop of water, you'd be an ocean!
35) Man, you sure are easy on the eyes!
36) You're walkin' like you want a boyfriend! so... want one?
37) Hey, open your mouth! i just want to see if you are as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside! +
38) do you have stars on your underwear? becuase your butt is out of this world!
39) Your good looks are lethal! you're killing me! +
40) Do you have a license to kill? becuase your good looks are killing me! +
41) Even if you were a cactus, i would still want to hug you! +
42) So hey, your friend told me you got the hots for me... i think she's right! +
43) Hey, here's the signals: thumbs up it's good, thumbs down it's bad. here's the plan: you stay right here, don't take off on me! i'm gonna go over there behind that bush, and when you see me pop my head out, give me the signal wether you would go on a date with me or not, k? see you soon! +
44) hey, wanna hold the preisthood?
45) i get so frustrated when hot chicks like you only look as far as the surface, cant you see my inner beauty??? +
46) i dont have time for long goodbyes... so here. (hug and run!)%
47) i dont have time for those lame cheezy pickuplines, so i'll just say your one hot mama! %+
48) quick call 9-11, ther's about to be a crime committed (hug and run) hug and run, hug and run! +
49) sorry for what i'm about to do. (hug and run)%
50) i hope you dont take any offence to this but... (hug and run)%
51) whats your name? oh thats nice, i'll probly never see you again, so... (hug and run)+%
52) pick a number between 1 and 101. (say the pick up line they choose) +
53) wanna see a magic trick? i can dissapear real fast, watch! close your eyes... (hug and run) +
54) hey wanna go on a date? (put a date on ground, pick her up in your arms [pick a hot chick, preferably skinny] and stand on the date.) how long do you want to be on this date for? +
55) ever since i was a kid, my mom has taught me the importance of household chores, the most useful chore she ever taught me was how to sweep. because now as i've gotten older... and wiser, i can now sweep girls off there feet! (pick up the girl but do not drop her) +
56) you're lucky good looks dont start fires, becuase you could burn down a forest! +
57) i'm gonna cry, quick, hold me! ha ha ha +
58) hey, i've got something for you (when they open there hand, hold it)
59) you are too pretty for words!
60) Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
61) Hey you're in my seat!
62) Do you have any raisins?'
"No I don't."
'You don't have any raisins? Well then, how about a date?'
63) I saw you at the party last weekend and you look kind of interesting. Let's meet sometime.
64) Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
65) Hey, if I wistled at you, would you stop and talk to me? +
66) Hey, lucky you... it¡¦s National Hug Day! (hug and run) +
67) If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
68) My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love!
69) So there you are! I've been looking all over for YOU, the girl of my dreams!
70) Stand still so I can pick you up!
71) Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
72) Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
73) [Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
74) Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea
75) Your name must be Mickey because your so fine.
76) You're daddy must be a hunter because he sure caught a fox!
77) Can you say constantinople backwards? Me neither, but I just wanted to ask. (elponitnatsnoc)
78) Can you spell ICUP? ¡§I-C-U-P¡¨ You saw me pee?!?!? (laugh profusely)
79) I am very, very lonely, and I was wonderin'...
80) would you like to help me with my self esteam?
81) would you go on a date with me sometime?
82) You are just truly absolutely beautiful!
83) If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
84) Your name is Sandra, huh? Can I call you Sandy? Really? what¡¦s your phone number, and what time can I call? are you sure boys are allowed to call you???
85) Are my undies showing? "No." Would you like them to?
86) Hey, are you one of those chicks who goes out with guys right off the bat? 'Cause that's what I'm looking for.
87) Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a date with me!
88) Hey, I need your help! My mom says that if I don't get a date by tomorrow, she's putting me up for adoption! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease...
89) Hey, check these out! (flex your bicepts) +
90) Your hands look cold. Do you want me to warm them up?
91) Girl, you so fine! I wish I could plant you and grow a hole field of you!
92) Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
93) I think I can die happy now, ¡¥cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.
94) Baby, you're so sweet, you gonna put Hershey's outta business!
95) I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
96) Is it hot in here or is it just you?
97) Nice to meet you, I'm Sheldon and you¡¦re Gorgeous!
98) You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
99) So, what do you do for a living besides making guys excited and warm all over?
100) Were your parents Greek Gods? 'cause it takes two Gods to make a Goddess!
101) What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
102) What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty... Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off???
103) Ya know, you are really hot! You must be the real reason for global warming.
104) Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. ¡§What?¡¨ (Reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP!
105) Hi, my name is Sheldon, how do you like me so far?
106) Chicks dig me. I wear colored undywear.
107) Hey, wanna take me out for ice cream sometime??? +
108) Hey, you¡¦re the cosine of an isosolece triangle and i¡¦m a tangent on the same side of the transversal! +
109) i¡¦m gonna put this blind fold on, ok? and now i¡¦m gonna sing you a song, and if you are still standing (or sitting) there when i¡¦m done singing and I take the blind fold off, then that means that either you like my singing, or else you think i¡¦m a hot stud and you want a date with me. ok, here I go... today i¡¦m gonna be singing, ¡§someone¡¦s in the kitchen with Dina¡¨ (3X). +
Waiting for the Weekend
My titles are pretty self explanatory. I have a test Wednesday. I just finished my homework for tomorrow morning. I won't have another test until the week after next week. I think I can finally go out this weekend since it's President's day. I started working out again. Very low weights haha. I also been shooting around a little to get the blood flowing. Not long though, maybe around 45 minutes at most. Man, I'm sore. I'm trying to plan a summer vacation already with a couple friends. Hopefully Europe haha, but if that's too farfetched, then Florida. I hope for a week or two. Europe has to be only for a week. Florida can be for two. The time I'm not sure when, I gotta find out when summer school is. I gotta hurry up and go to dental school. I have to try to get out of here. It's probably for the better. Not many people are gonna stay here anyways. David probabably can't find a comp. sci job here in Vegas, since there aren't really any. Charlie said he doesn't want to stay here for Civil Eng. It's actually not that bad here for it, but ya know, if he wants to move to like NY and try, then that's cool too. Billy's got to move since there's no school for Chiropractors here. I'm hoping Denver or Portland. Hey, maybe Phil will wanna move out with me since there's plenty of work for a economy major anywhere. Well wherever I get lead to, I can't wait. Damn, I'm trying to relearn my php stuff, but it's pretty hard haha. Oh wells, I guess I don't really need it for my website. Stupid cable modem. They always fix it over here at night. I'm working offline. Oh wells, I have to study anyways. Until next time.
Name your Arena
The NBA's Boston Celtics and NHL's Boston Bruins are putting a auction up in E-Bay to name it whatever you want. Who wants in? haha. Bidding starts at $25 and the naming lasts for a single day. How about WSNAMJA Center haha. Well it won't change the exterior signs of the Fleet Center, but you'll be able to see it on their website. Winner will be able to see their chosen names on the FleetCenter's Web site, its JumboTron video screen, and a message for callers to the automated phone system, which will say "Thank you for calling the 'YourCenter.' " Full Story below.
Fleet Center Story
The E-bay Bid
New Website
Hey, I'm coming out with a new website. It address has something to do with my last name. If you can guess it, I'll let you see it. haha. If you can't, then sorry, you're going to have to wait a while since I'm busy with school and all. Give a reply if you want to guess.
haha meanwhile look at this link, I heard the body double is from Vegas
GTI Dancer
all grown up?
Well I read Cindy's xanga one time. She put up some quote from Billy Cho because she thought it had a real significant meaning. It was something like "If you want to grow up, you need to get out of Vegas." Man.. Vegas needs you out so it can grow. I mean c'mon, if you need to get out of a place to grow up, then get out. You can't grow up because of the city you live in, then I guess you haven't grown up that much. What are they trying to be pastors for? So that they can only preach to places that aren't that much of a challenge to preach to? I guess it takes a little longer for their brains to kick in there at Missouri since most of their SAT scores range in between 800-900. Some didn't even get their High School Diploma. At least they could've tried for their GED, geez. I don't hate em, but they can just get real annoying.
The weekend
Not much went on during the weekend. Thursday all I did was study and finish up homework. Friday, I rented a few movies to burn, but only ended up burning Harold and Kumar since the other 2 movies had something wrong with it. Gay. I watched them all at Kwon's house with Dave, Phil, and Charlie. We watched Old Boy, The Grudge, Dude, where's the party, and some parts of Harold and Kumar. Yep, a real movie marathon haha. Saturday I just worked a lil, not much, and studied, finished up homework. Today, nothing but the Superbowl baby! Man, New England won again. Too bad, I kind of wanted the Eagles to win since the Raiders, Colts, and Steelers didn't make it to the Superbowl. I bet on Philly since they gave me 7 points. I won too hehe. Sorry guys with the Patriots tickets. Gotta follow the football king here. I took under 48 points too. Lakers lost today too. Crap. Lost by 1 point. C'mon Lakers. Oh wells. Time to go to sleep.
Nickelback
haha sorry for posting up the links on this blog. I would get a site, but right now I'm paying for other stuff. Just enjoy it for now haha
Nickelback, it's a funny site Click Me!
haha it's funny how Nickelback's songs can coincide like this.
Marvel
So the Fantastic Four is coming out. Lots of big stars in this one. Reed Richards is that guy Lancelot from the movie "king Arthur." Sue Richards is being played by my future wife, Jessica Alba. Johnny Storm is played by that guy in Not Another Teen Movie. You guys remember Jake Wilder ahha. Ben Grimm is the guy from Shield. Sorry, I'm not that great with their names other than Jessica's. I just hope this one doesn't disappoint. It could be a toss up. I mean, Spider-man 1-2, and X-men 1-2 were good. However, Daredevil, The Incredible Hulk, Elektra really sucked. My opinion on the Incredible Hulk couldl've been affected by the temperature in the theater. The A/C broke so it got really hot in there. Yeah, it could've been in my head except for the fact that there were the other 100+ people complaining hehe. Well I got a free movie ticket from it. I heard The Punisher sucked too, but I won't say since I didn't want to watch it. Iron Man's coming out. Either in November 2006 or if they're really falling behind production, Summer 2006, so either June- August. I just had to write this haha. Keep my mind off studying for like 15 min, but I have to go back. Well you guys can offer me congratulations on Jessica and I being married lol. Jessica Lim, damn that actually sounds good.
So there were also INACCURATE rumors of Justin Timberlake getting the role of Tony Stark a.k.a. Iron Man. That would be gay. They'd probably make him dance everywhere and sing with that high voice. Tony Stark has black straight hair anyways. Not curly blonde hair unless they put a wig on Justin Timberlake lol. He's all beating up people while he's dancing. I didn't know Marvel was doing comedies. Timberlake is doing a movie called Alpha Dog. Not sure what that movie's about. Also, what's with these sequels to these Jim Carrey's hits. Son of the Mask? Come on now. Dumb and Dumberer didn't work, why would Son of the Mask work. How about Liar Liar 2, or Truman Show 2 then. Geez. Just quit with the sequels that won't even star the original star. Sorry, had to add this part haha.
